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Showing posts with label travelling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travelling. Show all posts

15 June 2010

It might be in cache/the topics include~

So I've been meaning to do this for a while.

I'm returning with a whimper rather than a bang- I don't have anything in particular to announce but a blog post from me has been way overdue for, well maybe let's not get into that.

The whimpering is totally appropriate anyway, given that I lost my voice for a while last week. Being ill sucks. Totally not sexy. Unless you're Det Dan Stark maybe. [Seriously are y'all watching The Good Guys? Cos you should be. It's fantasmic and fun, has Bradley Whitford and Colin Hanks in a weird Texan buddy cop sitch and there's classic cars. Come we all go to Dallas and live their lives out for real.]

I think I really do need to write to get my thoughts in some semblance of order. My brain rots when I don't siphon out some of its thoughts. (True story. I know all about medical research now so you have to believe me.) And I'm clearly one of those people who doesn't quite understand their thoughts until they're codified. Maybe confusion and ill-expressed ideas were acceptable a few weeks ago when there was all kinds of political turmoil, but we've got a firmly entrenched coalition government now, it's clearly time to re-learn how to express myself.

And obv a mission like that ought to involve some Dr Dre. We share a birthday y'know. Just saying: Express Yourself!

I guess what prompted this is that I've heard a lot of people defining themselves in terms of their actions, as in what they will and will not do. One night stands. Drugs. Take time off work. Accept help. Lie. Confess a crush. Watch football. Dance. Get married. Listen to hip hop. Take my advice. &c.

I don't feel that just looking at my behaviour would be a good way to get to know who I am- perhaps especially because inconsistency tends to be one of my more consistent characteristics. Seabass once described me in less than 10 words (all adjectives, natch) wonderfully. (I said he was ginger, Dutch and annoying. Yeah, I don't know why people put up with me either.) And I don't think I'm simply my preferences, beliefs and foibles- I'm more than a hatred of wet socks, a fervent conviction that technology really is out to get me and possession of a rude streak a mile wide- but I definitely think that those things tell you more about me than any arbitrary proclamations I might make about what I will and won't do. (Anything for love, but not that. Oh wow I totally just had this weird panic about Meat Loaf being dead. Apparently he isn't. So good.)

I don't think it's possible to live a life entirely without regrets. I've got this quote on my wall (along with quite a lot of other crap) which I love:
When you get older, you stop pretending to have things you haven't done, and start pretending not to have done things you have done.
Trying to find a middle group between not hurting other people and making sure to be selfish enough to not end up so filled to the tips with other people's secrets and drama that you have no space for your own can be damn hard work though.

You know what I need? Some distraction. Some adventure! I feel like I'm stagnating a bit. I'm too settled. Too content. And I know that that sounds like a dumb thing to complain about. But. It's a dangerous feeling. And I'm getting restless. I don't think that sojourns to Brighton, Manchester and Liverpool are really going to cut it. So I'm totally going to get on that.

It's not like there's not stuff going on. I've got my Naomi back. There's elephants and face painting and sometimes even sun!










But here's a list of 20 things I want to do in the next ~little while~ It won't be the end of the world if I don't, but it's good to have goals. If the World Cup teaches me nothing else at least it'll have taught me that. (And that I really don't like vuvuzelas.)

1. The Trans Siberian.
2. Visit NYC.
3. An American roadtrip.
4. Visit this lovely Shanny thing and my Tiptoe somewhere in Asia this summer.
5. Blog better. Or more at least.
6. Language lessons. My French ones are due to start on Bastille day. I'm not even lying.
7. Buy an SLR.
8. Edit my 2009 NaNo.
9. Go to a con. Let's get down with our bad geeky selves.
10. Write a script of some sort.
11. Have my own place again. And decorate it like a grown up.
12. Have a BBQ. As soon as the patio exists!
13. Play ratchet screwdriver in a park. (That way I'll know I've truly regressed.)
14. Eurotrip.
15. Bake.
16. Get a bike.
17. Live in another city.
18. Summer festivals.
19. Beng Mealea.
20. More South Africa.

(And, hey, here's an alternative 21: work out why I can't upload pics how I want. Should I be blaming Chrome or Blogger? Or Nick Clegg?)

29 August 2009

time keeps on slipping, into the future

I've started writing this entry a few times: when I got back from Asia finally; from Brighton; from Jo'burg; when I was briefly back from Liverpool before dashing off to Europe.

I always start by saying "So now I'm properly back in London. Except for...".

But this time there's no but (but for the three in this sentence anyway). Sure there's plenty of ever present possibilities: Brighton tempts easily, as do Manchester, Liverpool, Bristol, Edinburgh, Passau, Prague, Athens, Nairobi, Singapore...

I think that I should take the opportunity though, while I don't have concrete plans to distract me, to re-settle. And to make some decisions. Although I've been back in London since the beginning of August it doesn't really feel like it, because I keep wandering off.

I do love London. I love quirky Southbank events and (sometimes free!) Bookslams and random weekend festivals and Soho and great gigs and hanging out in wicked pubs and free baklava in shisha cafes and being silly on the tube and reasonably priced theatre and wandering around Covent Garden and peaceful walks in the 'burbs and Notting Hill and cute cafes and free comedy events and stalking Russell Howard and Camden and house parties and the sofas in the foyer of the Royal Opera House and Brick Lane and the Taste of London card and amazing pizza and Orange Wednesdays and awesome pop punk nights and bowling and activism and and and.

The best thing, of course, has been getting to see and catch up with people. Spending time with family and friends wherever and however.

On the other hand, it rains a lot here. And it's cold in winter. And then I get ill. Which is actually the cycle of annoyance that led to me wanting to leave in the first place. Funny how I forgot that until I started needing to remember my umbrella again.

And I'm not sure that I have enough of a reason to stay in London. Sure, I enjoy myself here. But I enjoyed, and could imagine living in, Seoul, Tokyo, Yunnan, Phnom Penh, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Singapore, Johannesburg, Brighton, Prague, Paris...

I also think that the experience of upping sticks and moving to Seoul, and the fact that it wasn't ever too difficult, makes the idea of moving again seem pretty accessible. And travelling around Asia doing really stupid things like driving motorbikes into fences and so forth, might even put the trials and tribulations of visa applications into perspective. Or at least I can distract myself from wanting to stab bureaucrats by looking at my scars.

I'm certainly not set on vamoosing. I've applied for the Civil Service Fast Stream (though not with the best application ever I'll admit: I didn't really realise just how much maths-ing was required) and am in the midst of applying for a parliamentary internship, which is frankly mildly terrifying. Overall, asides from the stark realisation that maybe I shoulda studied politics instead of this anthropology tomfoolery, I'm just not prepared to put up with the downsides of London (crappy weather; long commutes; high cost; stressiness) for something I don't care about. If I'm invested and passionate all those seemingly solid problems just...melt into air.

My aim for 2010-2011 is to do a Masters, which sounds wonderful and definitive...except that I've in no way narrowed down what exactly I want to do. I'm kind of torn between the academic and practical routes.

I really enjoy anthropology. Unlike some of the friends I made on the course, anthropology was my first choice for my degree. I like the way that studying anthropology has shaped my viewpoints, even if it does sometimes frustrate me, and I think I enjoy academics for the sake of academics. Writing essays is actually pretty fun. (Although not as fun as exams, natch.) So I'm certainly tempted by that option. I think if I was going to pursue anthropology in the UK I'd want to be at SOAS (the Anthropology of Media course appeals particularly), and like pretty much every SOAS student ever I've got a bit of a love-hate relationship with the place, which makes me balk a bit at the idea. Another key problem is that Lola Martinez doesn't seem to be teaching any courses I haven't already taken, not that the SOAS site is necessarily the best source of anything other than a guide in how not to design a website. UCL does also have some interesting looking ones, although I'm a little bit perturbed by these three letters: MSc. Better stick to the Visual Culture shiz. I can certainly apply for anthropology MAs (or even, shudder, MScs) outside of this country too. (Just as soon as I decipher the Stanford website's babbling.)

I was also considering the Creative Writing and Authorship MA at Sussex. I love writing (though you might not guess so from the staccato sentences/run on rambling and general nonsense I'm producing right now), and whenever I start to feel jealous of people who have a singular passion and a clear path I guess I fall back on the knowledge that at least writing is a "thing". (See? I'm hella articulate. Stuff and things; things and stuff, yo.) But if I do want to study writing it doesn't need to be in a degree course, there's plenty of other options. The thing that really appealed to me about the course, and what shout have been the tip-off, was the 'Authorship' component. I clearly just want to write about authorship and fanfiction from an anthropological viewpoint, and there's probably no point dragging a Creative Writing Masters into the mix.

I don't necessarily have to follow the ivory tower route though. In terms of the practical side I'm definitely considering Librarianship- I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women I enjoy books, people being quiet and me being in charge of organising libraries. I'd have to do a Masters in Library/Information studies somewhere, and for that you need a year's experience in a library. It's quite a commitment for something I'm not 100% sure about, but definitely worth looking into as it would eventually yield a career and not just lots of essays about the meaning of shrimp.

I was also considering the GDL and LPC route; my somewhat dormant interest in law has been piqued again in recent months. And who likes arguing more than moi, goshdarnit? Most people I've spoken to about it seem to think it's Not A Very Good Plan however, which makes me feel a bit reticent about it. At least it's practical though!

I was thinking about doing a TEFL in the next few months perhaps. I definitely have an interest in English teaching, both for its own sake and for the opportunities to travel and experience different things that it can afford. Seems way farking harder than it needs to be though. Sigh.

Right now I'm itching to do something practical; something real. And not just playing with the binding and franking machines (much as I love them). I spent today dressing dolls, which is a pretty good job as far as things go. I've taken over the role of painter and oddjobwoman at mine- I can't see the point of my parents paying someone to do something I'd happily do. Paint is fun! I love screwdrivers! In lieu of having guns I can clean, it'll have to do. For now.

08 July 2009

Your Mother Should Know

So here I am walking down the street hanging around in Naomi Penn's house in Jakarta. Sadly I'm approaching the end of my trip (everybody moan, everybody shake...), but I'm glad that I get to round things off in style, get to spend a good chunk of time with the much-missed Naomi annnnd we get to run away to Cambodia just before I set off home (via another short stint in Singapore with Nanzo Trillusion, whom I barely miss at all having seen her in Seoul in February and in Singapore a couple of weeks ago).

I'm sitting here in my incredibly stylish 'Same Same But Different' t-shirt (from the Luang Prabang market, no less) and heinously ripped to shreds leggings, and I've come to the conclusion that one of my favourite parts about travelling is that I have excuses for my wrecked and ridiculous clothes. Often my vestments (in the course of a somewhat more mundane lifestyle) spontaneously, well, if not combust do something markedly similar. Untouched buttons soar away from my clothes in frankly stunning displays, as if suddenly remembering a case of repulsion; threads decide that there's no way actually holding cloth together could possibly be part of their job description and that unravelling would be far more fun (maybe that's my fault for playing All My Love in front of an immature wardrobe); a lot of my sleeves are apparently made of material that's so sensitive it can be ripped by all those nitrogen molecules passively hanging about in the air...

Although the only pair of leggings I set out with (having shipped a good amount of my things home from Seoul) look like a disaster zone, at least I have the excuse of falling down Baegundae (a mountain in Seoul) in them. And several months of travelling, complete with abrasive hostel laundering, didn't really improve their condition. I bought a brand new pair in Can Tho, Vietnam- but sadly they got a little damaged in the bike accident. Even if events like these weren't handy cop outs for explaining why my outfits sometimes look worryingly akin to my knee-less grass-stained early-teen offerings, they also gave me a good excuse for HK and S'pore shopping sprees. So how about a mighty woo and a hoo?

Also I think maybe my favourite part about Cambodia (but not my only reason for agreeing to return; please we get to go to Sihanoukville this time which I skipped before) was that I ended up looking like I was about to lead the revolution of a small Central American nation. Only, like, my dream for ever, yo.



Seriously would you buy, well, anything from this woman? No you'd fear her shanking you and taking the product back. With good reason.

But anyway, let's get down to business. Naomi and I have been doing ver' important things, obviously, like plotting world domination and shiz. We've also been indulging our geek-chic-iness, and planning other forms of domination. We have a cunning plan to trash basically everyone else in the world, till there's noone left to turn to for humour but us. Even more importantly we've been using complicated algorithms and psychic ray beams (not beans, that would be stupid) to calculate who will be the How I Met Your Mother mother.

Naomi's listed her picks here, and handily included a summary of the show. So, hey, I guess her waking up before me and stealing my thoughts was actually useful. Who'dathunkit? Though, seriously, if you have no idea about the show you clearly a) have been hiding under a way bigger rock then even I'm capable of finding and b) shouldn't be reading this. Scat!

But I suppose all you really need to know is that it's a love story in reverse: in the year 2525 two women keep hope alive 2030 Ted Mosby is telling his kids the impossibly long-winded story of how he met their mother.

Ted's kind of a douche. He's desperate and whiny, with bad hair and an almost non-existent sense of humour. Even the red cowboy boots don't do a lot for him. Luckily he has a gang of friends who make the show wonderfully watchable. Obviously Barney is absolutely the best thing about the show (sometimes I even wonder why there are other characters), but Lily, Marshall and Robin (after the first few episodes at least) all manage to make up for Ted's existence. I suppose I'm being a tad harsh, he isn't as bad as Carrie or Susan at least, and his annoyance is definitely tempered by the rest of the group's dynamic. Still I think that whoever ends up playing his wife is going to have to have a double dose of awesomesauce to make up for all his terrible defects. And he already screwed up with Anne Dudek (hair pictured above) so there goes my fallback option for suggestions to improve a TV show.

So I've got ten suggestions (in no particular order) for the mother, there's a lot of crossover with Naomi's list as our posts were born out of a late night/early morning discussion while re-watching the beginning of season one of HIMYM, in between bouts of hysterics. But if one of our solo picks wins the place (or, rather, is conned by Ted into marrying him) the prize is dinner. Naomi suggested a slap bet instead, which is part of the reason I don't let her carry her own keys anymore.

1. Kristen Bell: Naomi and I are leaning towards blondes (since the show seems to prefer him being with one and it would be a good counterpoint to Lily and Robin), plus she's certainly short enough for Ted. More than that though she's a great actress with brilliant comic timing and the ability to play very different roles. Much as I loved the character of Veronica Mars I don't think that the elusive mother would be much like her, and hopefully not too much like Heroes' Elle if it comes to that. She also has, thankfully, come to the conclusion that she can be sexy, and I wouldn't mind if she wanted to hang around half-nekkid all the time, as long as I didn't have to see that furry gilet from Veronica Mars again. It still haunts my dreams.

2. Zooey Deschanel: I do love a good Deschanel, and clearly Zooey is no exception. I adored her in Weeds and Tin Man for a start. And she can sing! I feel that whoever Ted's going out with should be able to duet with Barney. It's clearly an important requirement. (And one that almost tempts me to include Eliza Dushku on this list, but I really can't see her with Ted. She should totally guest though!) Zooey's quirky, stylish and downright adorable. I can definitely see her fitting with the show- I almost can't believe that she hasn't guest starred before.


3. Carla Gallo: I think that Carla Gallo ought to be in just about every show ever almost as much as I think Anne Dudek ought to, which is to say a lot. She's fabulous in Carnivale, Bones, Californication... and I'd hazard a guess at everything else she's been in too. I really enjoy the way that she plays her characters, and think that she has a great range- it would definitely be fun seeing her in a mostly comedic role again. Plus it's actually kind of exiting to watch her in a role where she doesn't get her breasts out.

4. Alicia Silverstone: I have an unabashed love of the Clueless movie and of Miss Match. That's right, I'm not ashamed to admit it! Alicia Silverstone is seriously all kinds of awesome. Naomi tells me that Ms Silverstone was actually the first choice to play Stella (who was actually played by Scrubs' Sarah Chalke), the woman Ted almost married. Plus you just know that Ted and the boys are fans of that rubbish Batman film that she was in and there could be all kinds of rather lame meta jokes about Batgirl costumes and chick fights. Also apparently Josh Radnor (Ted) was once actually on an episode of Miss Match... which might just increase the chances of HIMYM setting them up together.


5. Rachel McAdams: While I think that Rachel McAdams probably looks better as a brunette, she definitely doesn't look bad as a blonde, which bodes well with our assumption that Ted's going to probably end up with a blonde. I'm not quite sure what it is about Rachel McAdams that I find so endearing, she hasn't really been in anything that made me squeal with joy (although I have a feeling that that could change with the upcoming film version of The Time Traveler's Wife- which I really hope they don't screw up by adapting). Nonetheless there is something incredibly likable about her, and I can easily picture her as part of the cast. As long as her career doesn't take off to fast and make it unlikely anyway!

6. Felicia Day: Well of course I love Felicia Day. Seriously, find me someone who doesn't. And then take them away swiftly because they sound hella disturbing. I feel that it's definitely plausible that HIMYM may cast someone who's been on a show with one of the leads- and since Josh Radnor hadn't been in much pre-HIMYM I figure that they might pursue some other connections. And they'd be hard pressed to find someone as connected as Felicia actually, she played Vi on Buffy which also starred Alyson Hannigan (Lily) as well as playing Penny, the female lead, in the truly awesome Dr Horrible which starred Neil Patrick Harris (Barney). The only thing that puts me off crowning her as Mother here and now is that I think I'd kind of prefer to see her playing a crazed Barney-obsessed stalker, with all kinds of tongue in cheek callbacks to Dr Horrible and duets aplenty.

7. Anna Friel: Before Pushing Daisies I don't think the name 'Anna Friel' meant all that much to me. Sure there was the lesbian kiss from (rubbish) British soap Brookside that was always getting mentioned on those Channel 4 countdowns for some reason, and I was forced to watch Me Without You by Oedepa in Tiptoe's basement once upon a time. After a couple of (prematurely cancelled) seasons of PD though, I've turned into quite the Friel fan. She's quirky and fun, can apparently be dressed up however you want, is just about as cute as any kind of fastening you'd happen to mention, produces a convincing American accent and certainly is more than capable in a comedic role. Plus she'd hopefully be available, apparently she's been turning down pilots all over the gaff in favour of focussing on movies. Guesting as the Mother shouldn't be too much of a problem then!

8. Christina Cole: Ok, I did try to get into Hex. On the surface it's something that should have been pushing all my buttons, especially with the way it was marketed as a British Buffy. And while I did quite like the two main characters (played by Cole and the strangely likable Jemima Rooper) I was just never able to get into the show at all. In part because it made no sense, I'm sure. Nevertheless, I do think that Christina Cole is a good actress, and I especially loved her as Caroline Bingley in Lost in Austen. She definitely has the right look for a Mrs Mosby (she's sort of the same phenotype as Sarah Chalke and Alicia Silverstone). Her career seems to be moving on up too, apparently she's got a Fox pilot on the way. I can't say that I've ever heard her doing an American accent, but why shouldn't Ted's wife be British if it comes to that?

9. Allison Mack: Consistently the best thing about Smallville (unless you count funding Mike Rosenbaum and his general insanity), and actually also great in the ill-fated series Opposite Sex (apparently I'm just about the only person who ever watched it). There's something about her that definitely reminds me of Kristen Bell, and not just facially, although she's definitely just as cutsie. She's said that she'll be leaving Smallville at the end of the ninth season (which begs the question: Smallville's still running? What the eff?), which should nicely free her, and her wonderful smile, up for HIMYM appearances. Sorted.

10. Alison Lohman: Yes I did watch Tucker, it was awesome and I'm in no way ashamed to admit it. It is a little disturbing perhaps that almost a decade later she barely seems to have aged, but I think we can all agree that vampires are cool so it's all good. Besides she's probably got a couple of years before Mother appears so she's got time to suddenly realise that she's an adult and shouldn't keep portraying teens, just as Kristen Bell finally did a couple of years ago. It also means she's got time to buck the trend of getting cast in crappy movies too. I suspect she might need to increase her presence in the public consciousness for casting her on HIMYM to be a brilliant idea, but I kind of want to see her little pixie face in the McLaren's booth with the others.

11. Gemma Arterton: Since Naomi got an eleventh, so do I! So maybe I'm picking Gemma Arterton more because I just really, really like her than because I can actually see her joining the HIMYM cast. But that certainly doesn't mean that she'd be a bad choice. Great actress, strangely attractive voice and stunning looks. She doesn't look bad with lighter hair either, though I think that even with black locks she doesn't look overly similar to Cobie Smulders (Robin). Her career's hopefully on the verge of taking off, and having seen her in Tess I definitely believe in her accent abilities.



The mother really ought to be turning up pretty soon. In the season four finale Ted announced that she was actually in the class he was teaching. That doesn't necessarily mean that he met her in that class I suppose, but really to have two teenage kids by 2030 he ought to be getting on with meeting their mother in the next couple of years. There's always the possibility of adoption or sperm donation fake outs, which I guess could be kind of amusing. But with the way that the show is structured, and Ted characterised, I really don't think that that would quite be satisfactory.

So we await the mother with bated breath! As long as she isn't someone annoying like Denise Richards (could happen because of the NPH Starship Troopers connection), Cobie Smulders as Robin's long lost twin (laaaame), Kirsten Dunst (perhaps trying to work a tenuous Buffy connection)... or basically anyone who isn't on our lists.

08 June 2009

I am on a lonely road and I am traveling

Just a fly by to point out that I am still alive. That fact being something that needs to be double-checked perhaps more than usual as my susceptibility to accidents reached lofty heights a little over a week ago when I drove a motorbike at top speed into a fence. A fence mostly composed of metal poles in point of fact.

Now that the stitches are out and the wound appears to be healing pretty well it doesn't seem so dire. Although my similarity to Frankenstein's (monster's) bride is something I could do without. Still, I'm planning to have a piece of the motorbike made into jewellery, which will hopefully distract the eye from my forehead. Or I'll just wrap my krama around my head everyday for the rest of my life. Either way.

Also I suppose I ought to point out that I've now fled South Korea (although I think I should probably be allowed back into the country) since my company went pseudo-bust. Basically they refused to declare themselves bankrupt and tried to get away without paying us. Which I wasn't the biggest fan of strangely enough.

So I've decided to meander home the (very) long way around, and Tiptoe has been caught in my web of excellent plans too. When I've returned I'll write things up properly and include lots of pretty pictures!

"All good dreamers pass this way someday
Hiding behind bottles in dark cafes
Only a dark coccoon before I get my gorgeous wings
And fly away"

01 October 2008

Wake me up when September ends.

Book post time again! Strangely enough I think I said all I wanted to say about The Unbearable Lightness of Being already, except that I forgot to mention that I'm assuming that the bowler hat thing was a Magritte reference.

Due to this uncharacteristic lack I shall discuss episode 18 of Buffy's season eight, and not simply because I didn't have anywhere else to put comic babble but a book post, no sirree. I still haven't gotten on with checking out the Buffy Omnibus. I got as far as nosing around on amazon, and then got confused by the fact that it's split up and sold in individual parts. I think this is something that I need to sit down with properly and figure out, or I just need to discover if it's all up online somewhere. Either way. I do think that doing so would probably heighten my appreciation of the Time of Your Life storyline because, as Buffy herself pointed out, seeing the future-verse that's depicted here kind of presents a lot of spoilers for Fray. Buffy's "Wow, spoiler alert" comment was actually about just getting to see the future, but it totally applies. I also liked her disbelief that the term 'spaz' had stood the test of time, whereas almost all the rest of her lexicon seemed to have disappeared from everyday use. I thought it was a nice touch, since it was a reasonably oft-used word in early Buffy which I find a little jarring when I watch it, although in part because it's a much more offensive term in the British context.

Asides from Buffy's fandom-y comments I also really enjoyed the complete and utter rubbishness of the monsters that Dawn and Xander encountered in the forest. They were so obviously unimpressed by said creatures' cliché behaviour and I thought it was a nice touch. It showed that even these thoroughly "not special" Scoobies are battle-hardened and experienced enough to laugh in the face of danger (and not even need to hide until it goes away these days), and it was a nice moment that gently mocked Buffy's own genre- especially considering the move to the comic format.

The interaction between Willow and Saga Vasuki was interesting and compelling. It's kind of gratifying to see Willow keeping these big secrets from Kennedy, although the character of Saga Vasuki her-/it-self seemed to have been portrayed as a sort of New Age well of Lesbian Power, but I'll reserve judgement for now. Also although I generally love Willow, I have to roll my eyes at people who say 'frak'. I know, I know, I ought to check out the revamped Battlestar Galactica one day. One day, indeed.

Also it transpired that the evil woman in the future truly is Dark Willow, and not Drusilla. Oops. Hey, anyone could have made that mistake! Obviously I can see why Saga Vasuki told Willow why she mustn't "look" at where Buffy is, since she'd probably feel awfully angry, guilty and confused. Since I haven't read Fray I'm kind of confused though, is it cannon that Willow's going to go irretrievably evil at some point? Is this the "proper" Frayverse or an alternative one? Are there two (or more) Willows in this world/future? I'm hoping that these questions will be answered in the fourth and final part (the release of which I believe has been pushed back to November). If it isn't I'm definitely going to need to pick up Fray to answer these burning questions, and even if they are sufficiently answered I think that this storyline has piqued my interest enough to make me want to do so anyway.

So now onto the proper literature, which simultaneously might make me sound vaguely more intelligent and somehow less geeky. Here's hoping.

How could I not love Catch-22? It's been recommended to me endlessly by various people, and it's also constantly appearing on lists of the best books ever. However I'll admit that I was a little dubious, firstly just because sometimes these so-called classics aren't all that wonderful in my eyes (see The Catcher in the Rye and definitely Lord of the Flies for example) and secondly war books don't particularly appeal to me. That's not to say that I necessarily dislike everything in that genre, it just isn't a favourite of mine and thus I was almost a little wary of the Catch-22. All for naught though. Come on, it starts with a soldier waking up in a hospital and feeling vast amount of love for his chaplain, "It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him". After hitting a whole load of my literary kinks it all went, amazingly, uphill from there. It's just an absurdist romp, and I didn't feel that the plot, with all of its twists and turns, was any less entertaining because I was already au fait with a lot of it. It's written so wonderfully, and I think I was actually disturbing nearby lessons with my sudden giggles and snorts emitting from the staff room where I was snuggled up on the sofa furiously reading onwards.

I just loved the way that it was written and the dialogue- especially the circular (and circling) nature of the narrative, the back-and-forth of the ironic conversations and the sublimely ridiculous surrealism of much of the plot. Because that's war, it's patriotism, it's capitalism, it's sanity itself, and in a larger way that's life. Things don't make sense, and yet surely they should; surely there should be a higher authority somewhere to appeal to. I loved the fact that you had to pay attention to the book because it unravelled its secrets slowly and in a non-linear way. Specifically the use of déjà vu (and associated feelings like presque vu) really served to keep me interested. There were several events that it came back to time and again, from different people's perspectives, or from the same people but with a different focus which meant that more and more information was gleaned. This meant that my understanding was slowly added to layer by layer, and my attention was really grabbed.

But it wasn't only in this way that the technique was used. Although I really adore reading sometimes I rather dislike starting to read a book, if it doesn't capture me within the first couple of paragraphs then I have to get over a small hump before I'm drawn in. I know that fighting through the first chapter or so will almost definitely pay off (unless it's really the most awful chick-lit, or Adam Bede again) but nonetheless it can make me kind of resentful. Not only did Catch-22 draw me in straight away (literally from the very first line) and maintain my interest, it made me hyper-aware of details even if I didn't realise that I was. For example, Yossarian meets the chaplain in the first chapter and uses his name when he vandalised the letters he was supposed to be censoring. However, the chaplain didn't seem particularly important, but when he strikes up a friendship with Yossarian later I discovered that I'd catalogued every detail about him, apparently in case of such an eventuality. Returning again and again to the scene of Snowden's death was certainly a useful technique, and when it was fully explained it proved to be a truly disturbing story. I could see why Yossarian wouldn't ever want to wear a uniform after that. I think that it illustrated perfectly the way that such an experience would pervade someone's consciousness, whilst also straightforwardly pointing to the atrocities of war- making them realistic and personal.

Good God I hated Aarfy! Appleby too, but I just wanted to hit Aarfy. I could really empathise with Yossarian so much during those scenes in the plane in which he was basically being terrorised by Aarfy but couldn't explain himself to this lummox. Heller captured that frustration and resignation wonderfully. I simply adored Orr. And Major Major. And Nately! Almost without any reservations. Milo was a great character too, although I didn't love him unabashedly because he was such an amoral bastard. It was so surreal, but somehow fitting, to discover that he was actually a mayor; a vice-shah; a caliph. His whole trade was exhilarating and maddening in approximately equal measures (especially his ability to make a profit with those eggs), and managed to raise a deep philosophical question: what's more important, life jackets or ice cream soda?

At the beginning of the book Pianosa almost seemed like a safe haven, providing as much of one as somewhere can amidst the realities of death and war. The characters mostly seemed to exist so languorously, and threw themselves into their missions without much concern, albeit some grumbling. It felt as if they had existed in this stasis for all of time, and could carry on in much of the same way. However by the end this had been disrupted, and almost all of them were dead or gone. It makes you look back at this apparent safety, especially since by the end you're informed by many more of the experiences that Yossarian and the others had gone through before the book's opening, and question it. It seems as if that wasn't really an appearance of safety, but the reality of tension and imminent destruction tempered by camaraderie and desperation.

The thing about Yossarian being "Assyrian" didn't mean that much to me until Closing Time. It was an obvious marker of his Otherness, without Heller resorting to modelling him too much on himself and making him (particularly) Jewish. However I'm apparently embarrassingly ignorant about vast periods of history, and couldn't have told you when Assyria stopped being an official nation unless I'd just googled it (around 612BC apparently, so I think a little before Catch-22's scope). In this case little Sammy Singer was a lot more intelligent than me. Anyway I suppose the point is simply that names are significant, Yossarian was able to get away with a lot because he had access to this mystical national identity, that he'd basically created himself.

There was one thing which I found annoying about Yossarian and the book, although I'll admit that it isn't the fault of either. Basically I got the Clotaire K song Ya Saryan stuck in my head practically every time I read the name 'Yossarian'. It's definitely a good song, but having anything going on a loop inside my head (especially if it features a lot of Arabic chanting) gets on my nerves quickly. I am amused that Streetlight Manifesto came on when I started writing about Catch-22 though.

My mother posted Nanzo's leaving present to me which I'd had to dump from my obese suitcase along with plenty of other books and DVDs, Hokkaido Highway Blues. The book's sort of a travelogue, detailing Will Ferguson's experiences road tripping across Japan questing after the cherry blossoms. I was certainly in the mood to read both about road trips (thanks to recently reading On The Road, plus all my excitement about Supernatural coming back) and the experiences of a Westerner emigrating to an East Asian country.

To begin with I was starting to get convinced that I ought to up sticks and head to Japan, if not now then at some point. I'm not insanely enamoured with Japan; I think saying that I know what otaku means but that nobody would ever, ever think of applying it to me sums it up pretty well. When we had to choose a regional specialisation in the second year of the Social Anthropology BA I picked Japan. This was mostly because we hardly ever studied anything to do with Japan or East Asia in our more theory-based courses so I figured that it'd make a nice change, plus I thought that a favourite teacher of mine would be the lecturer (as it turned out she wasn't, but I got her for a third year course so it was all good). The only other region that I'd considered was Southern Africa, and not only was that only a half unit I was pretty sure that there'd be far too much dry stuff about kinship and not nearly enough anime. I went on to write my dissertation on Japanese pornography, mostly because that's a sentence I like saying. I did consider applying for the JET programme and got as far as getting references. However I changed my mind about it because they have a policy barring you from re-applying for a few years if they reject you, and I knew that my application wasn't put together particularly well, and it was just before the deadline. I figured that it would be better to wait until I could hobble together a better one, and instead ended up targeting much less selective hagwons in Korea a year later. So it's not that I think that I really ought to be in Japan, it's just that I have more interest in Japan (both from an academic and pop cultural point of view) than in Korea. I'm going to try not to point that out to nationalistic Koreans though. Plus Ferguson kept going on about eating squid there, and I love squid. He should have stopped whinging about Japanese delicacies so much. I get plenty of seafood here to be fair, and trying to find something that I won't eat has become some people's favourite game. It works out pretty well for me, hopefully I'll get to try dog in the next few weeks.

Anyway the fact that I can't speak Korean soon reminded me that I can't speak Japanese either. I'm kind of useless. At least I did understand the whole carrot/person confusion and I'm prrretty sure that Ferguson either purposefully mixed them up again in the book, or my Japanese is just even worse than I thought. Even if I was in Japan, I don't think that I would go hitchhiking alone. Sometimes being a woman can be a bit rubbish, still I'm sure that I was telling the truth when I responded to a student that yes if I get to choose in my next life I'd like to come back as a chick again. (I didn't have an opinion on skin colour, as long as it's at least a tad darker than my current transparent state, and I couldn't decide on a nationality but I definitely had a preference for being brought up in a polyglot or diglossic setting and eventually figured that I'd probably plump for somewhere in South America.) I don't know if I should blame an ethereal fear like Susan Brownmiller or something else, but I don't think that I would feel comfortable hitching by myself. One thing, though, that certainly was interesting to me about the book is that I often recognised things that Ferguson was describing from Korea which I think illustrates that a lot of the Japanese myths about uniqueness and inscrutableness can certainly be ignored.

He certainly had a very enjoyable writing style, so it was fun to read about Ferguson's experiences but I think that I may already have turned into one of those tiresome Kerouac fans. There just is a Dean Moriarty shaped spectre harassing anyone who writes about road trips, and it wasn't possible for Ferguson to meet it (even if he is Canadian). The book also frustrated me a little, it contained so many truly arresting thoughts and moments of analysis and yet I'd feel that I was wandering down a really interesting path only to discover that the author had broken off (in a drunken stupor more often than not) and the next chapter would begin with a new dawn, a new day and completely unrelated musings. I really feel that several chapters in and of themselves could have been plundered and expanded into academic articles. Obviously it is supposed to be a good little earner for Ferguson, he pretty much admitted that he aimed to write something that would sell. That's fine, but I just feel like I've been cheated out of something more. Also compared to the light-hearted, jocular tone of most of Hokkaido I felt that the ending was rather stark and feel that it would have been nice to have that tone developed more rather than just cutting off as things were really starting to get interesting.

Ferguson trying to explain to people that he was Canadian not American did resonate for me. I suppose it must be more difficult for Canadians to get the point across because their accent generally sounds fairly American. In Korea there are a lot of Canucks so they don't have much of a problem, I often get asked "So are you American or Canadian?". That whole sequence with the elderly father who'd been a POW in America and learnt English as a result was so painful to read and so well rendered. I'd imagine that the experiences of WW2 (not particularly Yossarian's, but hey it's a nice way to relate everything) that still seem to pervade and almost haunt Japan, at least according to Ferguson, must present a stumbling block for Westerners in Japan- especially if they're North American, older and male. Well I'm none of those things, and while I do have the added bonus of being Jewish I'm unlikely to develop an understanding of nuclear physics or a desire to bomb Japan specifically. So that's alright then.

One thing that did kind of bug me about the book was all of Ferguson's waffling about the desire of men in general, and him in particular to 'save' women and his somewhat smug feeling that he was making an original point. I just wanted to pluck him out of the book and tell him, "darling, there's already been reams and reams written on this subject I promise, so save yourself the ink". Aside from that there wasn't anything that really got on my nerves. It was certainly a very enjoyable read, but I kind of wished that I had had it with me to read on the plane as a light-hearted travel book when my brain wasn't engaged much. Since I didn't I think that I was plumbing its depths for something more than was actually included and finding minor foibles that I could have otherwise ignored.

Thanks to HarperCollins making Neverwhere available online for free I finally got around to reading it. The main character, Richard Mayhew, seemed to be a bit of a Neil Gaiman stand-in, with a rumpled, just woken up look and a mop of messy hair that's strangely attractive to women. (I too know this pain, seriously.) It was delightful to read something set in London, especially one so close to "my" London not only in terms of being a contemporary one (as opposed to a Dickensian one) but just in terms of the resonance that the description had for me:

"filled with colour... It was a city of red brick and white stone, red buses and large black taxis, bright red mailboxes and green grassy parks and cemeteries. It was a city in which the very old and the awkwardly new jostled each other, not uncomfortably, but without respect; a city of shops and offices and restaurants and home, of parks and churches, of ignored monuments and remarkably unpalatial palaces, a city of hundreds of districts with strange names...and oddly distinct identities; a noisy, dirty, cheerful, troubled city which fed on tourists, needed them as it despised them, in which the average speed of transportation through the city had not increased in three hundred years... a city inhabited by and teeming with people of every colour and manner and kind"


I liked this book for the same reason that I liked the television series that preceded it, and maybe it is because I'm a Londoner, it takes the London Underground- something that on the surface seems like a proud symbol of the triumph of technology- and turns it into something wonderfully whimsical. Even the commonplace capitalisation of the word Underground makes it look some surreal alterna-world full of mystical creatures, rather like the world of Holly Short et al in the Artemis Fowl series. Plus it's a word that starts and ends with the same three letters, and everyone knows that repetition features a lot in the casting of spells. Furthermore while the Tube is a symbol of something ultra-modern it has retained an inextricable link with the early nineteenth century railways of London, perhaps in part due to the fact that the service hasn't noticeably improved. The "handy fiction" of the Tube map hasn't altered its design all that much since 1933 either. (Harry Beck was from Finchley, you know.) There's also the allure of the closed stations, such as the British Museum station, York Road, "The Bull and Bush" station (North End), Down Street etc, which bring with them the connotation of hidden and secret locales. I think it's a large part of most Londoner's repertoire of trivia about their city, as well as the way that some stations have changed their names- sometimes because the area's name has changed too. There's a suggestion of mystique, and I think a feeling that these stations somehow hold the key to London's not quite tangibly accessible past.

I suppose this is particularly pertinent to me, since I hail from a teeny little area of the 'burbs called Mill Hill East. Not only does it have a ridiculously small local "Underground" over ground with a single platform that looks like it could have come straight out of a village postcard, there are tracks leading away from it that abruptly stop. They were part of a plan to connect MHE tube to stations other than Finchley Central, which actually would have been helpful to my life, but even when you know the explanation tracks that lead to nowhere just seem somewhat mysterious. There is this slight sensation that they really ought to lead to somewhere, and perhaps would if only one knew how to make them. It really always did seem like something straight out of a fantasy novel to me, and perhaps one day it will be. So I'll shut up about it now.

I think that this romanticism towards trains might be a uniquely British thing. Ian Hislop has apparently been going on about trains and hating on Richard Beeching, as he should. I know that railways played a crucial role in the histories of many other countries, and their importance for American expansion was emphasised in Atlas Shrugs. Although there was a lot of focus on the role of railroads in the book, and certainly they aroused passion in some of the characters, it was with a sort of calculated, organised ideal in mind if not in practice. The reality of rail building in Britain was completely slap-dash in contrast. The image of steam train pulling into a village station seems quintessentially British, and unquestionably storybook-esque. There's a reason that Beckonscot model village is filled with working model trains and has a miniature version of Enid Blyton's house, and there's a reason that I love the place. I think I'm too tired to articulate that reason very well, but basically: whee, trains! Guv'nor. Cheers. Cheerio. Innit.

I really don't feel that the novel was at all ruined by the fact that I knew what was coming almost continuously from first watching the show, which is a testament to how well it's written and how magnificently it maintains the tension running through it. I think that the novel was obviously able to be a lot richer and more detailed than the show could be, and it won't age as badly or as obviously as the show already has. There was also a lot more freedom in terms of locations and how they were decked out. I think the idea of the markets in Harrods and the HMS Belfast was a brilliant one. I also really like the names in Neverwhere, the names of Door's family delighted me and I especially loved the Marquis de Carabas because I've always loved Puss in Boots.

I could understand why Richard felt that he ought to go back home towards the end of the book, but I was so glad when he did decide to return to London Below. I suppose I needed a taste of that after the bleak ending of Hokkaido Highway Blues, I think I simultaneously believe that people are altered by their adventures and remain in the realm in which they happened and that this in no way applies to me. I'm sneaky like that. I'm also really glad that he didn't end up with Door, especially because I think I'd reached the point at which I'd happily pay someone money if they could hand me something good in which the two leads don't either end up together or being tragically separate from each other and being filled with yearning, longing and quiet desperation. So thank you Neil Gaiman.

Considering that I devoured Neverwhere over only two days at odd intervals that I could snatch when I could get a glance at a decent computer screen, I read surprisingly few books this month. Mostly I'm going to blame that on Closing Time, the sequel to Catch-22, because it took me a long time to get into and therefore to complete. I think the clue as to why that was the case is in the description, I'm still not sure exactly why Heller decided to write a sequel to the absurdly popular and wonderful Catch-22, and after completing it it's still hard for me to work out how I feel about it. While it was nice to revisit characters such as Yossarian and the Chaplain, it was really jarring to see these favourites as old men. If it was weird for me who only read Catch-22 a couple of weeks before embarking on Closing Time it must have been more shocking and disorienting for older fans of the book and its characters.

Maybe in part that was what Heller was commenting on though. It was certainly weird to read about Yossarian as a somewhat successful businessman with understandable worries about his children, in a way that it wasn't strange to think of the Chapman as an old man or Milo with an heir. Yossarian was this amazing anti-hero of a character, who was compelling because he was splendid and strong. Obviously it's realistic that if he wasn't killed then he might well have become the man that he did in Closing Time, but that doesn't mean that it's something that I want to read about. It feels as if Yossarian ought to have been left as a symbol unsullied by life during peacetime, let alone by the ravages of old age.

I don't particularly want to read about beloved characters getting old and dying. Heller forces the audience to face that, largely in part because he was an old man by the time he wrote this sequel. Maybe if I ever get old I'll appreciate this book more, but for now I just found it more depressing than anything. The whole storyline with George C. Tilyou et al "living" on under the Earth was incredibly random. It certainly had the potential to be a captivating sub-plot but I feel that it was never properly explored. Catch-22 didn't really dabble in the mystical or fantastical, and yet its sequel appeared to matter of factly include the possibilities of eternal life, as well as Hell. Mr Gaffney's connection to this place was never investigated satisfactorily, and certainly Yossarian's wasn't either. Maybe Heller just wanted to write a bit about Hell so that lame people like me would make crappy jokes about his name. Well I shan't give him the satisfaction, so there.

I found the stories of both Lew and Sammy to be fairly interesting, although initially it was difficult for me to work ought why I ought to care about them. At least Sammy was well tied in because it transpired that he'd been the kid in the plane fainting when Snowden had died. I liked that that pivotal scene remained important in the sequel, and that it had never lost its significance for Yossarian or Sam Singer; that it had stuck with them as something which made the war "real" to them. Sam's resonance and importance slowly interested me in Lew, and Michael Yossarian and M2 were somewhat intriguing simply because of their paternity. The Chapman was isolated from everyone else for almost the entire novel because he'd been producing heavy water accidentally. It was a ridiculous storyline, of course, but it played out entertainingly I guess. I quite liked the character of Mr Gaffney, his behaviour certainly amused me as did the other PIs and the utterly bizarre nature of the society wedding being held in the bus terminal.

A couple of minor characters who you might recognise where inserted too, Joey Heller and Kurt Vonnegut, which struck me as a little odd. I have a feeling that Heller was trying to create a much more Jewish-tinged version of Catch-22, doing this with the inclusion of Lew and Sammy, and with minor characters like Joey Heller. Also Yossarian mentioned that he was of possibly Semitic descent. If Heller wanted to write about his Coney Island youth he ought to have done that, if he wanted to write about old age he ought to have done that, if he wanted to write satirically but a little too bluntly about stupid politicians he ought to have done that but I feel that he didn't need to drag Yossarian and the others into it. There were a few self-referential comments from some of characters too about both the actual Catch-22 itself and about the film of Catch-22. I can see what Heller was trying to do with such references, but I don't think that it quite worked. If the entirety of Closing Time was mostly a send up of Catch-22 it could have succeeded, but it was this sprawling mass that was just trying to be far too many things at once for it to really be anything at all.

I've just started reading Howl's Moving Castle, which I'm liking quite a bit so far. I guess it's providing welcome a relief to Closing Time since it's a reasonably straight forward fantasy book, and while it does definitely deal with the theme of aging it does it in a much more light-hearted way that's eminently more engaging for me. I had a feeling that I didn't like Diana Wynn Jones, but I'm not entirely sure from whence that nagging emotion came.

I know that when I was younger I was always eager to get my hands on any books I could, especially those that came from genres I knew that I liked such as fantasy, and this led to me becoming a sort of garbage disposal bin for the written word. Several relatives and family friends thought they could fling any books at me and I'd enjoy them, even if they really didn't appeal to me or were very, very bad. My aunt used to do it too, since she's a school librarian by trade she used to like using me as a booky guinea pig. Sometimes this had positive effects, I never would have read the first Harry Potter, at least not so early, if it hadn't been foisted on me. The cover art was so ugly and I was so bored of books about troubled boys who became wizards that I stuck it right at the bottom of my to-read pile, and even did my fractions homework inside (in pencil at least). At other times it just annoyed me though, I think I have my aunt to thank for the fact that I can't quite stand Michael Morpurgo or Phillip Pullman (maybe I just don't like alliteration as much as I think I do), but I'm not quite sure I can blame her for DWJ too. Maybe I just mentally listed her with the other semi-insipid fantasy writers who just produced something standard that wasn't overly-appealing after reading a dull introduction or something.

Either way I feel a little bad about it, as I am definitely enjoying the book. It seems to gently mock the conventions of the fantasy genre it belongs to, while not violently breaking away from it either. The sibling switcheroo amused me too, since it reminded me of Alanna and Thom doing so at the beginning of The Song of the Lioness quartet (three years earlier, might I add). I think that actually I'm already preferring the book to the film. While the film was enjoyable, it had a slightly incomprehensible quality to it- as if there was more to the myth of it which I just didn't have access to. The book is simpler because it is more straight forward, and thus the characters are more understandable and likeable. I think this is a simply fun fantasy novel which I can definitely see myself enjoying but ultimately it probably won't become a solid favourite. You never know though, stranger things certainly have happened.

04 July 2008

Journey to the Centre of the (Well Paying English Teaching Job) World, Part the Second

In between watching a whole bunch of stuff and thinking far too much about it I came up with a business venture: an airline that doesn't let children (let's say under the age of 10 or so) on board. Can you imagine how utterly awesome it would be to have a whatever-hour flight without all those screaming babies (who I'd happily drown, if I knew that their mothers wouldn't cry)? That would be utter bliss. I really wish someone could get on with organising that, they would definitely be my consistent airline of choice (until/unless I ever grow up and decide to make my own babies...but even then I think I'd probably dope them up for the journey, or leave them at home with a babysitter).

Other things my perfect airline and airport would ban:

*TV screens freezing.
*Rude check-in people (enforcing rules about baggage weight counts as rude, FYI).
*Spillages (my perfect airline would be able to fight gravity, natch).
*Complete freaks sitting next to you especially if it's a night flight with the lights out and you're a woman travelling alone and you're sitting on those weird seats near the back where there's only two seats together, and they keep on talking to you and encroaching on your personal space...and taking their socks and shirt off.
*Confusing signs when you're interchanging: I stood in line for the 'stand by' counter for a while because it was next to the counter I actually wanted, it was only when I realised that they didn't all say 'stand by counter' on them that I clued on. I was being totally blonde and totally wandering up the garden path, especially as this wasn't a proper interchange thing, they merely told me the gate number for the next flight, which I already knew and even if I hadn't known it I am just about capable of reading basic information from a screen. When it doesn't freeze.
*Stopovers in the middle of the night where you can barely get anywhere because of all the people sleeping on the floor. Lightweights.
*The most sensible flight being at the same time as the UEFA Euro final.
*Freaky old ladies with extremely impossible to fathom accents interrupting your reading to demand if you're going to Perth. Why? And if it was that important to her, why not harass someone sitting nearer to her, who wasn't engrossed?

Despite the fact that real life, Emirates and Dubai airport are not perfect I did eventually land at Incheon, rather worse the wear from lack of sleep. Insomnia is the new black. Neophilia is the new... disorder of our time?

Incheon airport seemed to extend for ever when I was trekking through it. I managed to come out the other end and to call the people who were supposed to be picking me up from the bus station, as well as to get my arse there on the very pleasant limo bus. I know this doesn't sound too complicated, but my phone refuses to work in this country, and I tend to have a bad record with getting picked up from bus stations and airports when in foreign countries. Also I'm often stupid. I really shouldn't have started rereading Everything is Illuminated on this trip, but I finished Scenes From Clerical Life very early on and since I'd had to give up my pile of books to read and Stardust was buried deep in my suitcase somewhere I had had to turn to other options. The book hadn't affected me too much on the planes, but on the bus I couldn't help getting a bit sniffly, it's just so sad! I hadn't really got emotional or weepy for myself at all, even though I'd thought that I would be sad and certainly overwhelmed. I think that maybe I, like the characters I was reading about, am sometimes 'once removed' from my emotions.

It's weird, in fact I'm weird, because I don't seem to act like or be a composite person. Most people don't act consistently unless they truly are caricatures but I seem to portray mutually exclusive characteristics more often than others, or perhaps I just have some form of schizophrenia. I'm so smart and so dumb, but more than that... I'm painfully shy, and yet gleefully confident. I'm ridiculously overly-emotional and weepy about anything, but at the same time I am hard and cold and cut off.

Despite this (and my bad bus/plane meeting karma) about an hour later I was met by a couple of guys from HQ, one of whom, M, I had been exchanging emails with for ages so it was nice to finally meet him. They drove me to the hotel that I was being put up in and joked about it because, I thought, of it's name: The Soho Hotel. In fact it turned out to be a bona (ha) fide love motel. When I finally realised that it did help to explain the giggling, porn and free condoms. I had a nice room, and ohgodyes a shower, although I was very irritated that there was no proper internet since I'd been led to believe that in Korea it was impossible to not be connected to the internet. I fully suspected I'd be able to download things on my hand. I was able to leach wireless from various sources, which eased the pain somewhat. Once I was clean I wandered off for dinner and drinks with M.

I collapsed into bed about 11ish, letting the complete lack of sleep and jetlag overtake me, assuming that I'd be out for the count. I even went so far as to arrange with M for him to knock on my door just before 10 so that I would get to my training, which was to begin the next morning, in a timely fashion.

Audio-visual Interlude

Allow me to briefly warn you that this section contains almost nothing but my meandering impressions of the delights of in-flight entertainment.

Now that I've disclaimed away and you're all sitting comfortably on your botties, I shall continue. The flights allowed me to catch up on a lot of stuff I'd been wanting to watch for a while, Enchanted, 30 Rock, St Trinian's, The Other Boleyn Girl and The Jane Austen Book Club, as well as giving me an opportunity to enjoy classics like The Wizard of Oz and some of my favourite music that felt especially relevant (so many Joni Mitchell songs seem to be about the experience of moving...).

The Other Boleyn Girl was enjoyable enough, but I think that I definitely preferred the book to the film. I felt that they changed the story for the adaptation rather more than they needed to, and I can't believe that they felt the need to tone down the wacky incest! I really liked the casting however, and felt it was very well acted.

Enchanted was really fun, and I'm glad that I finally got the chance to see it. I love Amy Adams anyway (thanks to The West Wing and Charlie Wilson's War, viva la Sorkinistas!), and she was especially endearing here. I guess the problem with watching films aeons after everyone else in the world, combined with an inability to totally filter out pop culture as it happens around me means that I don't really have anything original to say about the film. However I will say that I read a review from a source that I generally feel can do no wrong which, although generally positive, complained a little about the stereotype of the Angry Black Woman that the bus driver embodied (no argument from me) and the depiction of women (general agreement, with slight argument from me).

Obviously Giselle is portrayed as being fairly stupid. I think that this was less to do with her being a woman, and more to do with her being a fantasy character. After all the Prince is certainly shown to be far less intelligent than her. They're both startlingly ill-equipped to deal with life.

I do definitely take the point that it's an unsatisfactory conclusion in some ways to have the six year old girl shun learning about and attempting to emulate women like Rosa Parks and Marie Curie (although, as she herself points out, dying as a result of your research isn't necessarily an excellent path to follow no matter how great a penchant for irony you have) in favour of her adulation of Giselle who is mostly concerned with shopping, cleaning up after other people and being beautiful. However, I think it's possible to argue that this is essentially a fairly positive resolution. Her heroine, Giselle is shown to be coming into her own, learning to think for herself and making decisions for herself far more whilst throwing off her idealism and romanticism. What better role model is there for a little girl than a woman who is prepared to admit her mistakes, who is concerned with learning and improving? Not only that, but why shouldn't the little girl be able to choose for herself what is important and worthwhile, rather than have various ideas thrust on her by an over-compensating father?

The only woman whom I thought was depicted in a negative way was Nancy, who could apparently be appeased very easily with a load of flowers and was happy to run off with the Prince and in fact marry him, simply because he was romantic and lacked a sense of irony. Then again, had matters not been resolved in that way it might have left a strong woman with an unhappy ending, which I might very well have been bitching about right now.

I actually really liked the fact that Giselle and the Prince were, at least initially, pretty stupid. To me it seemed to be saying, a la Miracle on 34th Street, that although fairytales are fun and have their place and we shouldn't just term them 'nonsense' (especially in front of 6 year olds) they aren't unproblematic. At the end of the day they are somewhat ridiculous and do not offer an exactly sensible template to model our real lives on. It may sound stupid, but how many women end up with bizarre notions about love, relationships and Prince Charmings because of them? I'm pretty sure that that's established sociological fact, although I can't be bothered to back up my point. It definitely makes me remember that scene in the Sex and the City movie where Carrie tries to explain to Lily (Charlotte's daughter, who I think was probably also around six) that love in real life often isn't very much like the way it is depicted in fairytales. Carrie seems so sad and resigned when she can't get the idea through to her.

Wow, that wasn't an amazing amount of over-analysis for a kid's flick, or anything. *whistles* It's just that I actually really love fairytales, legends and pretty much any kind of traditional story. I get annoyed with most Disney versions of these stories though, for sanitising them, and often losing a lot of the meaning. The blood, sex, violence and foul language need to be put back in, dammit! I tend to really love inventive modern stories that weave in elements of fairytales, like Shrek and Stardust, for example.

I really loved The Belles of St Trinian's when I was young, and didn't have any problem with the new St Trinian's film, it wasn't pretending to be anything serious and I think they managed to successfully contribute a perfectly fun film to the series, adding some contemporary twists and lightly playing around with contemporary ideas and styles. I think the film also managed to make a couple of decent points too, I'm not saying that an incredibly anarchic school is the ideal (although maybe that idea shouldn't be dismissed out of hand either), but I definitely agree with the Headmistress that the National Curriculum is far too constraining, and often idiotic. She also makes a good point that the school's students are entitled to an education, and yet they might not be accepted anywhere else. Even if the school isn't brilliant, at least they have something. I was impressed that Russell Brand somehow avoided being annoying, and definitely think that more films should involve Rupert Everett and Colin Firth in bed together. I really couldn't believe that that little geek girl (with the excellent name) was Lily Cole! It was nice to see Juno Temple again (so soon after The Other Boleyn Girl) as well.

The flight also allowed me to finally get around to watching the pilot episode of 30 Rock. I didn't dislike it and it did make me laugh a few times, but I don't think I'd bother to watch it further although I don't think I'd object to watching it if it happened to be on. Tina Fey definitely seems to love herself a bit too much, and it seemed a bit too silly (not in a good way) as well as incredibly contrived. I definitely, definitely, definitely preferred Studio 60, even at its worst.

The Jane Austen Book Club was strange, I felt a bit let down by it. It definitely could have been a lot better, but I wouldn't say that it was bad. I found some of the characters quite likable, especially Jocelyn and Grigg, and some were fun to hate like Daniel (played by Jimmy Smits, again viva la Sorkinistas, and indeed Sorkinistos!) but a lot of the others were incredibly annoying, especially Bernadette who seemed to be trying way too hard to be 'kooky'. I actually love Jane Austen, and the extremely underrated Mansfield Park. The only novels of hers that I haven't reread recently are Sense and Sensibility and Persuasion, and that's only because they mysteriously went missing. Actually if I was in charge of the great Austen reread I think I would have forced Lady Susan's Letters on people in addition to the novels, and maybe some other shiz as well.

I would have enjoyed a bit more in-depth discussion of the books, what we got was interesting but often quite surface. However, I suppose that's because I'm a massive Austen fan and it might be quite alienating for viewers outside of a small niche market. In addition I would have enjoyed some more instantly and strongly likable characters and I would definitely have liked some of the parallels between the film's and Jane's characters to have been drawn a tad less explicitly. Subtlety is definitely a virtue.

One part of the film that I really enjoyed was the way that Grigg and Jocelyn introduced each other to very gendered fiction that they each had misgivings about, but ended up enjoying. I think the book geek in me especially liked that because not only am I head over heels for Austen, but fantasy is one of my absolute favourite genres, which definitely includes a lot of sci-fi as well. I do have mixed feelings about Ursula le Guin though, to be fair. I can be made extremely happy very easily by films mentioning things I love, and here the mention of the Buffy convention garnered a big ol' smile, and a lot of empathy for Grigg.

I could totally see the school teacher character ditching Riley for the fittie from Transamerica, even if his hair was a bit weird in this. He may have had stigmata and whatnot as a kid in the X-Files but at least he's never been caught getting suckjobs from vampires. As I said, subtlety is a virtue.

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